If you're havin' trouble with the Internal Revenue Service
They gonna forclose
You wanna get debt free but not by bankruptcy
I'm the guy everyone knows
Pick up the phone, make sure you're alone
Call me on a secure line
Just pay two grand, cash or check is fine
I'll be glad to lend a hand

Lawsuits, done fluff free
Lawsuits, done fluff free
Lawsuits, done fluff free
(Lawsuits, and they're done by me)
(Lawsuits, and it don't come cheap)

You got problems in your life on the edge
You got a broken arm
You double clutched a bit too much
That's when you hit the wall
Don't go to hospital, they'll kill you there
It's all just a plot
Then again, a shot in the bin
Is just another excuse for a...

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Lawsuits, done fluff free
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(Lawsuits, we'll find someone to blame)
(Lawsuits, you'll get full pay)
Yeahhh

If you got a smoking habit, and wanna kick it
But you don't trust the gum
You got lung cancer and you can't blame yourself
So you drank your rum
Now you're an alcoholic, and you can't stop it
You can get full compensation
Blame it on companies, make a billion dollars
Lawsuit's the word for this generation

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Lawsuits, done fluff free
Lawsuits, done fluff free
(Lawsuits and they're done fluff free)
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Lawyers, court orders, monetary compensaton
(Done fluff free)
Clipon ties, injuries, outrageous settlements
(Done fluff free)

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