In the beginning,
Back in nineteen ninety-five
Man didn't know 'bout a Fox News show
And all that jive
The left-wing had the papers
The left-wing had the news
No one knew what they was gonna do
But Rup Murdoch had the news
He said, "Let there be true,"
There was true
"Let there be right,"
There was right
"Let there be Fair,"
There was Fair
"Let there be Balanced,"
There was Balanced
Oh, let there be Fox!

And so it came to pass,
That Fox News Channel was born
And all across the land every left-wing man
Was whinin' up a storm
And the O'Reilly man got famous
Rupert Murdoch, he got rich
And on CNN, there were the left-wing men,
Said, "Fair and Balanced's a b*tch"
There were fifteen million viewers
Watchin' every day
And you could see those viewers bloggin'
And this is what they had to say:
"Let there be right..."
"True..."
"Fair..."
"And Balanced..."
"Oh, let there be Fox!"

One night in a Fair and Balanced land
There was a forty-two decibel pundit man
And O'Reilly was good and O'Reilly was loud
And Sean Hannity turned and he said to the crowd:
"Let there be Fox!"