Song Parodies -> "Hate The Leafs Love The Habs"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

Original Performer:

"Hate The Leafs Love The Habs"

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The Lyrics

Yet another diss to those Leafs. (see http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/deeppurple34.shtml; http://www.amiright.com/photoshops/p/pearljamalbum_1151882022.shtml

If you're having trouble with those Maple Leafs,
Dressed in white and blue,
You wanna kick Mats Sundin's a**,
Here's what you gotta do,
Flick that remote, watch the Habs,
Convert anytime,
CBC, RDS, Radio-Canada,
French is a small price to pay.

Hate the Leafs,
Love the Habs,
Hate the Leafs,
Love the Habs,
Hate the Leafs,
Love the Habs,
Hate the Leafs and love the Habs,
Hate the Leafs and love the Habs,

You got problems with your hockey team?
They got no Stanley Cups,
They're double losing to Montreal,
That's when the teardrops start, fella.
Change the channel,
The Habs are on,
We'll become beer-buddies,
I'll come right in, and boo the Leafs,
And cheer for the Habs. Hey.

Hate the Leafs,
Love the Habs,
Hate the Leafs,
Love the Habs,
Hate the Leafs,
Love the Habs,
Hate the Leafs and love the Habs,
Hate the Leafs and love the Habs.

(during solo, a Montreal player goes on a breakaway and scores on the stupid Leafs)

If you, got a bad team and you want them gone,
But you ain't got the guts,
To face your Leaf-fan friends ever again,
They're gonna drive you nuts,
Forget the Leafs,
just leave them be,
It's time you made a stand,
For no fee, I'm happy to be,
Your new friend, man.

Hate the Leafs,
Love the Habs,
Hate the Leafs,
Love the Habs,
Hate the Leafs,
Love the Habs,
Hate the Leafs and love the Habs,
Hate the Leafs and love the Habs,

Concrete skates, Sundin, NHL,
Hate the Leafs,
Huet, Koivu, high winning streak,
Love the Habs,

Hate the Leafs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love the Habs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hate the Leafs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, oh,
Love the Habs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hate the Leafs.
Because they really really suck,

Love the Habs.

Hate the Leafs,

Love the Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hate the Leafs,
Love the Habs.
Booooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: Although I strongly agree, I don't particularly like this parody, so feel free to criticize.

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Shadow - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment

some what ok, a good dis to the leaves and everything... but i think u should check the team ur now cheering for. I strongly believes it's the halves, not the habs...

Michael Pacholek - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment

The Leafs may actually improve, having dumped Eric (My Uniform Number Is Also My IQ) Lindros and Eddie (Oops) Belfour. But... trading Jose Theodore for David Aebischer? When it comes to management, the Habs are still the Hab-nots. In fact, considering that the Rangers STILL suck, the Bruins are stuck in neutral, the Blackhawks are going nowhere, and the Wings will be Yzermanless for the first time since 1983... none of the "Original Six" teams looks any good.

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