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Song Parodies -> "Nerdy Needs"
Original Song Title:
"Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)"
Original Performer:
AC/DC
Parody Song Title:
"Nerdy Needs"
Parody Written by:
The Charnstar
The Lyrics
I've always wanted to write a song about being proud to be a nerd.. But I'm really more of a geek cause I'm not accademically smart... But oh well, enjoy! :)
I don't have no trouble with the high school heads
Know Pi exactly too:
3.1415 'n' all o' the rest
Use skin safety shampoo
I know I own, play Nintendo
A plus plus, it's mine
Square root o': Three-six-four-four-two-eight-one
Nineteen hundred and Nine
Nerdy needs: Pimple cream
Nerdy needs: Lots of sleep
Nerdy needs: Play Minesweep
Nerdy needs that you're bound to keep
Nerdy needs but we are not geeks
I got problems with the school bully
Just because I'm real smart
I'm acein Maths C, English Extension
Ment'ly fast as a dart, fella
HTML, or PHP
Javascript is the best
Don't need no calculator
For my algebra test, eh
Nerdy needs: PSP
Nerdy needs: D 'n' D
Nerdy needs: GBC
Nerdy needs: I want Halo 3, oohh
Nerdy needs, I got a nose bleed
Oh yeah
May not got a lady but I'm number one
When it comes to Triv'ya
I'm at the Renaissance fair all day
I constantly say blah
Got no homies, then beg me please
"My homework, save my ass"
I'm in zone, I am on my throne
I'll help you pass, hey
Nerdy needs: Own Wiki
Nerdy needs: PS3
Nerdy needs: 360
Nerdy needs like Nintendo Wii, yeah
Nerdy needs and they're all for me
Nerdy needs: Weird Al's new CD
Nerdy needs: Fast internet speed
Shiny shoes
Nerdy Pride!
D 'n' D
All for me
Ooh! Startrek
First Contact
GENESIS!
We're not geeks, aeh
Nerdy needs
PIMPLE CREAM
Nerdy needs
PLAY MINESWEEP
Nerdy needs, Ev-er-ything I want is so damn nerdy
Nerdy needs, nerdy needs, nerdy needs, we're not geeks
Yaaah!
Know Pi exactly too:
3.1415 'n' all o' the rest
Use skin safety shampoo
I know I own, play Nintendo
A plus plus, it's mine
Square root o': Three-six-four-four-two-eight-one
Nineteen hundred and Nine
Nerdy needs: Pimple cream
Nerdy needs: Lots of sleep
Nerdy needs: Play Minesweep
Nerdy needs that you're bound to keep
Nerdy needs but we are not geeks
I got problems with the school bully
Just because I'm real smart
I'm acein Maths C, English Extension
Ment'ly fast as a dart, fella
HTML, or PHP
Javascript is the best
Don't need no calculator
For my algebra test, eh
Nerdy needs: PSP
Nerdy needs: D 'n' D
Nerdy needs: GBC
Nerdy needs: I want Halo 3, oohh
Nerdy needs, I got a nose bleed
Oh yeah
May not got a lady but I'm number one
When it comes to Triv'ya
I'm at the Renaissance fair all day
I constantly say blah
Got no homies, then beg me please
"My homework, save my ass"
I'm in zone, I am on my throne
I'll help you pass, hey
Nerdy needs: Own Wiki
Nerdy needs: PS3
Nerdy needs: 360
Nerdy needs like Nintendo Wii, yeah
Nerdy needs and they're all for me
Nerdy needs: Weird Al's new CD
Nerdy needs: Fast internet speed
Shiny shoes
Nerdy Pride!
D 'n' D
All for me
Ooh! Startrek
First Contact
GENESIS!
We're not geeks, aeh
Nerdy needs
PIMPLE CREAM
Nerdy needs
PLAY MINESWEEP
Nerdy needs, Ev-er-ything I want is so damn nerdy
Nerdy needs, nerdy needs, nerdy needs, we're not geeks
Yaaah!
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I guess I put off "Nerdy Deeds, Done By Geeks" just a bit too long! Great idea, obviously, and excellent execution, I really enjoyed this!
Thanks AFW, Alvin and Jeff. LOL! And I love that idea Jeff... Nerdy Deeds, Done By Geeks... HAHAHA! Oh, and at the end, I realise I said First Contact, where the original just said Contracts, so you'll have to squeeze in that first... It was the only nerdy thing I could think of that rhymed with Contracts, it's a Startrek movie
LOL funny. Great job.
Fine job here... I liked all the numerical `'math-literations'!
I was almost tempted to grab my calculator to check your math, then I realized that doing so would make me a dork, not a nerd. Excellent stuff, perhaps better than "Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep)". 555.
Thanks PMS, TJC and Red Ant. And WHOA Red Ant, your parody is WAY better than any parody of this song could ever be.
I've never parodied this OS, Charnstar, but I'm flattered all the same. =)
LOL! Sorry, I thought you meant YOU wrote Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep) LOL! Me dumb dumb
Actually, this is pretty cool.... ;-)
SOTM - Really good parody here Charnstar, Mesa like! An AC/DC fan myself this song is on my to do someday list, I got off to a good start once with the working title "dirty cops stole my speed" but it took a turn for a pro drugs view I didn't really liked so I scratched it, I guess if finished it would have ended up kinda like an antithesis to your parody here.
SOTM-well done the charnstar you'll have to "console" yourself with 555
(SOTM) This is the best I've read of yours...worthy of Al or Lukeski! 555
Super - best parody of this song (with the possible exception of Bob Rivers' "Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep" ;-) )
(SOTM) This is great! - and thanks for defining the difference between a nerd and a geek for me - brilliant and hilarious detail throughout Charnstar, but I particularly liked the square root couplet - 555
(SOTM) Well written and funny. You did the math here. 555
So these are your "Nerdy Little Secrets?"
(SOTM)I coulda sworn I commenetd on this already,well its AWESOME! 555!
Very nerdy indeed. You get dy/dx where y=555x+c.----MM
(SOTM) Something tells me Bill Gates does not fear the school bully and his lunch money schemes... Do you Yahoo!? Then you can't work at MSN. It's the law.
sotm (see above) Excellent idea for the song =) Still love it!
(SOTM) See above! I'm pretty sure this will make my top 5. The spot on pacing/rhyming, varied choruses, and humor put this over DD(DWS) for me.
I read this with the OS handy and I still got lost. But it's not your fault that AC/DC doesn't enunciate clearly and the fans are screaming so loud.
(SOTM) Like what wannabemustangjockey said, but I didn't get lost, and I can say that this was BLOODY BRILLIANT!
(SOTM) Well done Charny, ya nerd! ;-). One of your best yet.
(ABC3) see above...still holds true
(ABC3N) see above and all still applies - great stuff - I guess it was obvious Nerds would figure disproportionately in the N-comp!
Wii!!! This parody was fun!!!
Please direct your attention to my previously made statements regarding my analysis of this parody! (i.e., See above!)
(ABC) Nerds rhymes with Birds/Byrds/Words/Curds/Kurds/T****/Herds/ and more ... it's a GREAT word for parodies, as the present parody proves!
still can't see the difference between a nerd and a geek lol
The difference between a nerd and a geek is that nerds are accademically smart, where as geeks are fictionally smart. A geek would know every single race of the Starwars Galaxy, a nerd would know every part of the Deathstar, what it does,and how to make it at home. Geeks are like gamers, just obsessive
(ABC3N) See above. N really IS for NERD in this comp! Good stuff
(ABC3N) Loved it then love it now 5's
(ABC) What is it with the stupid stereotype about nerds not getting girls?! Ugh. Anyway, what a great, detailed thesis on nerdiness. =)
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