-> "Please, The Lotion ( The Suntanning Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Emotion"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Please, The Lotion ( The Suntanning Song)"
The Lyrics
please, the lotion,
please the lotion,
goin to the beach to see who's there
oil on the skin, and bleach in the hair
I'm hearin my name, but I gotta stay clear
sun will make your skin pay dear
some fast talkin chickie with a face like a gent
a wrinkle-sun face and I know what I meant
paid her dues, but I think I'll look by her
use 25 or a block that's much higher
please, the lotion,
please the lotion,
checked out the skin for a mole gone wrong
hope I didn't stay out just a little too long
skin cancer scares me, deep inside
had some friends melanoma, they died
please, the lotion,
please the lotion,
slather it on, and I'll cover my ass
end up scaly like a grouper or bass
I'll tell ya this, and you should understand
sun damage hits, and you'll be an old man
please, the lotion,
please the lotion,
please, the lotion,
please the lotion,
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