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Song Parodies -> "Lack of Little Boys"
Original Song Title:
"Back In The Saddle"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Aerosmith
Parody Song Title:
"Lack of Little Boys"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
To men without nephews nor sons; tell this to Michael Anthony (the Van Halen member, okay, not a certain someone else by that name).
(Ivan... Michael... Tony... Martin...
Warren... Miguel... Dennis... Carson...
Ian... Cooper... Peter... David... Owen... Hector, Wyatt, Nicholas)
I've lack... I've lack of little boys just then
I've lack... I've lack of little boys just then
I've never been with little boys for so many days
Must babysit one so I'll have some custody to craze
Parents are leavin' home, going to a night club
But their son is not alone, my babysitting's broad
I've lack of little boys just then... I've lacked!
I've lack of little boys just then... I've lacked!
For my sake, but I do have some daughters but lack of sons
Since my wife was passed away, I'll better jump the gun
I rather give my girls just a second mom
If I have a son of my own, I'll name him Tom
No offense, but who cares if girls will become boys
While then boys will become girls, stayin' 'way from boy toys
I've lack of little boys just then... I've lacked!
I've lack of little boys just then
No sons, no nephews in my life
No sons, everything won't be all right
No sons, I want at least little boys
No sons, gotta be my perfect choice
I've lack of little boys just then... I've lacked!
I've lack of little boys just then... I've lacked!
Nephewless
Nephewless
Nephewless already
Warren... Miguel... Dennis... Carson...
Ian... Cooper... Peter... David... Owen... Hector, Wyatt, Nicholas)
I've lack... I've lack of little boys just then
I've lack... I've lack of little boys just then
I've never been with little boys for so many days
Must babysit one so I'll have some custody to craze
Parents are leavin' home, going to a night club
But their son is not alone, my babysitting's broad
I've lack of little boys just then... I've lacked!
I've lack of little boys just then... I've lacked!
For my sake, but I do have some daughters but lack of sons
Since my wife was passed away, I'll better jump the gun
I rather give my girls just a second mom
If I have a son of my own, I'll name him Tom
No offense, but who cares if girls will become boys
While then boys will become girls, stayin' 'way from boy toys
I've lack of little boys just then... I've lacked!
I've lack of little boys just then
No sons, no nephews in my life
No sons, everything won't be all right
No sons, I want at least little boys
No sons, gotta be my perfect choice
I've lack of little boys just then... I've lacked!
I've lack of little boys just then... I've lacked!
Nephewless
Nephewless
Nephewless already
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Can;'t speak for the pacing TSB, but this was a really funny idea for a parody.
Labon did what he had to do, lacking the gift of sons. And certainly ~JJ~ made the very best of his situation, sans sons; that be one of life's best learned lessons!
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