-> "Ponies Are My Life, Guys"
Original Song Title:
"No More Mr. Nice Guy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ponies Are My Life, Guys"
The Lyrics
I used to be such a mean, mean thing
'Til they got a hold of me
Those tiny horses, it may seem crazy
But I can't help but squee
They're makin' friends, gettin' into capers
Musical scenes
So neat, my bad mood is set to drown
In the treacle, see
Ponies are my life, guys
Ponies on my screen
Ponies are my life, guys
Cause they're so quick to grow glee
Some of my friends, they call me a faker
"Your fun's not real
Manly men can't enjoy cute things now"
Well, tough, that's how I feel
Ponies are my life, guys
Ponies ev'ry week
Ponies are my life, guys
Voice gets high-pitched when I squee
I watch, even if it takes all day
I can't stop, no lie (no lyin')
Pastel horses make me feel less worthless
Make me laugh and cry
Blame my own personal credo
For checkin' out hot shows
I won't dismiss 'em, might come to like 'em
Now I've a happy glow instilled
Ponies are my life, guys
Ponies, such a treat
Ponies are my life, guys
Aware that this ain't unique
Ponies are my life, guys (ponies are my life, guys)
Ponies, source of glee
Ponies are my life, guys (ponies are my life, guys)
No longer pissed for a week, week, week, hoo!
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