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Song Parodies -> "Look Out! Black Kittens!"
Original Song Title:
"School's Out"
Original Performer:
Alice Cooper
Parody Song Title:
"Look Out! Black Kittens!"
Parody Written by:
Melanie Lee
The Lyrics
Awwww-lice Cooper Challenge (two weeks late; I was out sick!) A very belated Happy Halloween! OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcVEhtojXlc
In their shrillest voice,
Costumed girls’ and boys’
Trick-or-treating noise
For those Almond Joys!
Well, who can out-cute you,
You boys in drag?
Who can out-suit you,
Girls as hags?
Look out! Black kittens!
Look out! Black kittens!
Spooky, cuddly kittens!
(Mew! Mew! Mew!)
Climb out cauldrons, climb up walls,
Climb in pumpkins every fall…
Well, they got soft fur,
And they got their mewing song,
And they look so innocent
Until they come tear up your panty hose!
Look out! Black kittens!
Green-eyed black furballs!
They’re looking out for witches.
Climb your ankles, climb your legs,
Climb you as for food they beg.
Inky, Blackie, Jet, and Coal,
Rub their backs, they steal your soul!
Look out! Black kittens!
Look out! Small panthers!
Look out! They’ll get you!
Soft, scary kittens…
(end in a chorus of mews)
Costumed girls’ and boys’
Trick-or-treating noise
For those Almond Joys!
Well, who can out-cute you,
You boys in drag?
Who can out-suit you,
Girls as hags?
Look out! Black kittens!
Look out! Black kittens!
Spooky, cuddly kittens!
(Mew! Mew! Mew!)
Climb out cauldrons, climb up walls,
Climb in pumpkins every fall…
Well, they got soft fur,
And they got their mewing song,
And they look so innocent
Until they come tear up your panty hose!
Look out! Black kittens!
Green-eyed black furballs!
They’re looking out for witches.
Climb your ankles, climb your legs,
Climb you as for food they beg.
Inky, Blackie, Jet, and Coal,
Rub their backs, they steal your soul!
Look out! Black kittens!
Look out! Small panthers!
Look out! They’ll get you!
Soft, scary kittens…
(end in a chorus of mews)
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Meow, meow! Better late than never, Melanie.555.
This round had more cats than my Aerosmith + Animals round haha Love cats and the Internet is the best place to showcase them!
I love this parody
I never knew Black (Cat) Metal could be so cute.
BTW, my family does have a black cat named Jet!
My daughter has been a cat lover since she was a toddler. She went so far as to entice a stray cat into our house. And then she does the ol' "Oh Daddy, can we keep her" routine. I thought, "Sure, what could go wrong." Next thing you know, this kitteh birthed three kittens in one of our bedroom closets, so suddenly we have FOUR cats. And how are you gonna tell your daughter, "Sorry, Lil' One, we need to get rid of a couple of these NEWBORN KITTENS." .... What Daddy could ever say that to his only daughter
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