I don't know how the seal business started
but I'm thinking that I have come unglued
But if you think that we'd hunt better parted
It's gonna hurt me but I'd break away from you
Well just give me a club and I will be gone

That's how I club seals, a seal, carcass baby
How much I eat I can eat that much
why should they live I live for the clubbing
That's my club that's my club that's my club

there alone and late at night I'm dreaming
Of the disgusting ness that seems to be driving me
I get it all and then I kill some more
and i always love it like I did before
Ahh there's blood on my hands will I be forgiven

That's how I club seals, a seal, carcass baby
How much I eat I can eat that much
why should they live I live for the clubbing
That's my club that's my club that's my club

(So you try) Try to slice down the middle
(And then they cry)Yeah they cry just a little
Then we both realize just how brutish I've been
And we try to make a stew
But it's better downed with brews
'Cause that's my club
That's my club
That's my club


now my life's worth going on
I take a life now years I been going strong
Oh no there's just something that I got to say
Sometimes when we clean up I still see it's face
Just try to recall when we were happy with one yeah

That's how I club seals, a seal, carcass baby
How much I eat I can eat that much
why should they live I live for the clubbing
That's my club that's my club that's my club