-> "Love Story - Dogs are Man's Best Friend"
Original Song Title:
"Love Story - Where Do I Begin"
Parody Song Title:
"Love Story - Dogs are Man's Best Friend"
The Lyrics
Dogs are man's best friend
An allegory of how friendship ought to be
An old companion that's the gist of loyalty
That's always been the story throughout history
He grants your wish
Hug a Samoyed
He fills your arms with warmth and silky fragrant fur
His smiley face imploring, looking so sincere
He is a loving, living natural Teddy bear
I fill his dish
I fill his dish with bags of doggie chow
He wolfs it down and then he licks my brow
He breaks the bank, I don't give a damn
That precious soul is worth every penny
Everywhere I go he's always with me
People envy us, they start to stare
Life without a dog
I can't imagine life if dogs did not exist
Those longing glances show what other people miss
When I hug him and I get a doggie kiss
They long to share
Your dog is your friend
Your love is measured by the love you give to them
They are more worthy than a lifeless precious gem
The wife, the kids and dog make everybody's home
A three fold cord
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