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You squawk about bling and celeb affairs
You swear and you type ‘bout sins that you share
More squalor and shame and people to smear
You don’t say maybe with the people you jeer

Dumb threat, big trauma, you will race to the scent
And you lit up your phone with a lot of dissent
Well, you plot your views, with your zeal on fire
And your black rage, snooping, makes your rants haywire

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You troll like a clown, with a goal to spar
You gladly type a crook is busted, brittle with scar
You’re spelling out stings ‘bout a girl who died
You just hatch glee when a pol has spun lies
What a whiz

Your grand plan is blunt, muck-a-raking, such brass
You want to upstage, but your limit is passed
You’re tweeting about nothing, it is pure secondhand
But you gotta redo, used an “and” for ampersand