-> "The Doubletree can"
Original Song Title:
"The Candyman Can"
Parody Song Title:
"The Doubletree can"
Parody Written by:
Vj Notnice
The Lyrics
Who can take your morning
Sprinkle it with Poo
Cover it in Flies
and a cockroach or two?
The Doubletree
The Doubletree can
The Doubletree can cause they mix it with hate and makes the world feel bad
Who can take a worker
deign him benefits
take away his pride
and make him wanna kill himself?
The Doubletree?
The Doubletree
The Doubletree can
The Doubletree can cause they wanna make a buck and don’t care about you.
Doubletree makes
Everyone they take
miserable and depressed
Talk about a union
and they’ll fire you fast
The Doubletree
Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in shit
Separate the sorrow
And collect in your hands?
The Doubletree
The Doubletree can
The Doubletree can cause they they wanna make a buck
and just don’t give a damn
And you work like slaves cause the Doubletree thinks you should
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