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Song Parodies -> "52 Malls"

Original Song Title:

"52 Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

B-52s

Parody Song Title:

"52 Malls"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

I have a teenage daughter. I live in New Jersey. Welcome to my nightmare.
Depford, Brunswick Square and Menlo
Driving on Route 4
We're near New York City
Freehold Raceway, and Garden State Plaza
Can we shop, shop, shop, shop, shop there today?
Can we shop, shop, shop, shop, shop there today?

Ocean and Monmouth, and Quakerbridge Mall --oooo
These are the malls here in New Jersey
The principal malls here in New Jersey
Can we shop, shop, shop, shop, shop there today?
Can we shop, shop, shop, shop, shop there today?

Ooo, Che-Cherry Hill, and Woodbridge Center Mall
Bridgewater Commons, Livingston, Shore Mall
The mall at Short Hills and Paramus Park, major Mall oooo
These are the malls here in New Jersey
The principal malls here in New Jersey

Can we shop, shop, shop, shop, shop there today?
Can we shop, shop, shop, shop, shop there today?
Can we shop, shop, shop, shop

Parody by Mason "shop 'till you drop" Resnick
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NorCALcupCakes - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, ~Lord MasonRye~ so many malls have closed here in NorCAL . . . long before Mervyn's did. Sir, what's Girl to do ? ?
MasonR - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
NorCal: Move to Joisey, of course!
alvin - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment
never been to new jersey...almost sounds fun
MasonR - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment
alvin...not really, going to the mall in NJ is actually an exquisite form of torture that has been banned by the Taliban.
Christie Marie M - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment
No way!!! I also live in Jersey. I am from Belleville, NJ. My fave malls are Willowbrook Mall, Jersey Gardens, and Paramus Park. I love to shop all the time. I get a bunch of jewelry, clothes, and makeup, but one of my fave stores are Lord & Taylor, Macy's and Sephora. But I love the Food Court the best! Ok, take 5 shoes, 5 Ralph Lauren perfumes, and 5 sets of outfits!! Awesome, parody for mall rats like myself!
MasonR - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Christie, you should meet my daughter. You guys would get along royally. As for me, I prefer shopping at mom-and-pop stores on main street and support the local economy than go to overpriced chain stores where most of the profits go to corporate HQ.

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