Dave was a snowboarder
When he did his best Jackass stunt
Took a crap, I think it was
In a van, he didn't even grunt
Found himself a toilet
In an old plumbing shop
Now he's over a doll house bathroom
Letting the turds go plop
Don't you know?

Johnny Knoxville told Dave
"You got a really funny trick
You're gonna take a big dump
And make the camera man sick"
Lance Bangs ran out the door
Barfing with all of his might
Johnny said,"Don't worry, Dave
Just smile - you did alright"
Don't you know?

Yeah.....Yeah.....

(Chorus - with groaning and gagging noises)

Don't you know that you a pooping star
Don't you know
Don't you know
Don't you know that you a pooping star
And all the world will smell you just as long
As long as you are

Dave was in a train set
Pooped straight up into the air
Suddenly everyone puked
And ran away from there
Watchin' the poop fly by
Surprisin' it went so fast
Johnny covered his nose and said,
"Well, You shot the big one at last"
Don't you know?
Don't you know?

(Chorus - with puking sounds)

Don't you know that you a pooping star
Don't you know
Don't you know
Don't you know that you a pooping star
And all the world will smell you just as long
As long as you are

Dave slept in last night
And pooped all over his bed
A bag from Taco Bell
And laxatives by his head
Johnny then passed out
From the smell in the room
Better be careful next time
When Dave does a "Boom-Boom"

(Chorus - with weezing and coughing sounds)

Don't you know that you a pooping star
Don't you know
Don't you know
Don't you know that you a pooping star
And all the world will smell you just as long
As long as you are

Don't you, don't you know that you are a pooping star

(Repeat until fades into a yelling, gagging and wretching calamity)