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Song Parodies -> "Ready For Lunch"

Original Song Title:

"Ready For Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bad Company

Parody Song Title:

"Ready For Lunch"

Parody Written by:

Wirecutter

The Lyrics

Wolfing down this rocky road
Wondering where this meal is leading
It's twelve o' clock, time for brunch to end

Haven't got enough to pay
My credit card won't keep on giving
Will you please help me out my friend

Ooh, I want you to stay
Ooh, I want you to pay

I'm ready for lunch
Oh baby I'm ready for lunch
Ready for lunch
Oh baby I'm ready for lunch

Yeah, oh, for my lunch

Now I'm eating food again
Better wipe me with a napkin
All my tabs surely can't be paid

Many diners, many beers
My appetite was never changing
Of starvation I am quite afraid

Ooh, I want you to stay
Ooh, I want you to pay

I'm ready for lunch
Oh baby I'm ready for lunch
Ready for lunch
Oh baby I'm ready for lunch

I'm ready for lunch, yeah
Ready for my lunch

Ooh, I want you to stay
Ooh, I want you to pay

I'm ready for lunch
Oh baby I'm ready for lunch
Ready for lunch
Oh baby I'm ready for lunch
Ready for lunch
Oh baby I'm ready for lunch
Ready for lunch
Oh baby I'm ready for my lunch

I'm ready for my lunch

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Shasta. - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I really liked this much more than expected. The humor wasn't edgy, but it was funny, consistent and kept me laughing all the way. Good job!

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