There she is,
Lying on your bed at your crib
Putting one over on you.
And there you are
Wanting to ask her if she wants a cigarette too.

Do you love it,
When she screams for more.
Or does she moan and groan
When she's out on the dance floor?

Looks like she faked it.
You thought you went all the way
But only got a hug.
Looks like she faked it
I know that it sounds so cliche.
You did it here and everywhere.
And burned a hole in the rug
But she faked it.

Sex in vane.
Next time give her cue cards
And you won't be cursing.
You're a fool.
Now buy her some porno flicks
To put her mind at ease.
And if only you knew
She rehearsed Meg Ryan's lines
You could have hired a Mime.
Then at least you'd know.

Oh yeah, she faked it.
She went and led you astray.
Now pull the plug.
Looks like she faked it.
And now you're feeling so betrayed.
You were standing there
in underwear.
Acting like you're some stud
But she faked it.

Ohhhhhhhh,
She faked it!

Looks like she faked it.
You thought you went all the way.
But only got a hug.
Looks like she faked it.
Now what's the point of role play?
If she doesen't care that you're there.
What a waste of your love.
And she faked it.

Looks like she faked it.
Oh God she faked it.