I cannot believe my eyes,
At Christmas they are twice the price.
See that marzipan,
That jar in the window,
Such a lovely sight,
I think I'll buy two

Sweeties, what will Mummy say?
Will I have to hide away?
Judging by the price,
She will be mad with me,
But looking down the isles
I see they have cranberry.

Oh Candy,
Well I wish you were perfect for baking,
Need you on Christmas day,
Oh Candy,
I've eaten too much, now I'm shaking,
Please take it away,
Oh Candy.

I wonder whether they do lime;
Strawberry ones are hard to find.
“No,” my mother yelled,
“Not ones with lime in,
They're for Christmas, guys,
And for post-dining,

With brandy.
I think I'll avoid ones with nuts in,
And I'll put them away,
Oh Candy,
Just look at how many you're taking,
That's enough for today,
Oh Candy.

This is too extreme,
Christmas is dawning,
Candy's on my mind
and the sweeties are calling.

Oh Candy,
And now that my stomach is aching,
I should put you away,
Oh Candy,
I've eaten too much, now I'm shaking,
But I can't keep away,


Oh Candy,
And now that my stomach is aching,
I should put you away,
Oh Candy,
I've eaten too much, now I'm shaking,
But I want you.