I was a Tween, or younger
When I wrote my very first song
I put some words and 3 simple chords together
I am TaylorSwift, and I'm writing songs

I'm writing songs 'bout boys that jilted me
Someday I'll write one about Travis Kelsey
I'm writing songs that all you suckers will buy
I'm writing songs, I'm writing songs

My show is sparkle and glitter
And my fans will yell and scream for more
Now when I look out into that crowd
I'm 12 again, even though I'm 34

I'm writing songs that make my Swifties sing
But every one of them's about the same thing!
I'll play a concert if it's raining or dry
I'll write some songs, I'll write some songs

Oh, my music makes me prance
Just like a horse dressage in France
And you filled my pocketbook, so how can I lose?
Call me a saucy tart, and my fans will tear you apart!
They're for me, they're a cult
It's a cult just for me
It's a worldwide stupidity

I wrote some songs about some boys who were mean
I've made more money than I ever had dreamed
My tickets cost so much, it'll make you cry
I'll write some songs, I'll write some songs

I'm writing songs for all the Cupcakes and Tweens
Now I'm more popular than Bruce Springsteen
Can't dance worth s**t, but then, at least I try
I'll write some songs, I'll write some songs

I am TaylorSwift, and I wrote some songs...