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Song Parodies -> "Hooters Of The Round Table"
Original Song Title:
"Copacabana"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Barry Manilow
Parody Song Title:
"Hooters Of The Round Table"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
His name is Arthur, he loves the knight life
He is a wild, Middle-Aged male, chugging from the Holy Grail
Hangs out at knight school, with jousting buddies
And while they love to drink and feast, first they have to kill a Beast
They slay the red dragon, fill up the gold flagon
Now tonight they're gonna party
Like six-ninety-nine
At the Hooters...Of The Round Table
The hottest spot north of the stables
At the Hooters...Of The Round Table
Free mead from heaven between four and seven
At the Hooters....they all got drunk
Her name's Guinevere, she worked at Hooters
She asked where they would like to sit, at a round table they fit
And when she finished, taking their order
King Arthur finished off his mug, said "Guinee I sure like your jugs
My 'sword' you will not mock...I pulled it from a rock"
She was down, and they started dating
So he came-a-lot
To the Hooters...Of The Round Table
They carry the joust match on cable
At the Hooters...Of The Round Table
Thought they were hardy but after the party
At the Hooters...they lost their lunch
His name's still Arthur, got bored of Guinee
Even with Camelot at stake, he boinked the Lady Of The Lake
When Guinee found out, she had her own fling
She found a guy who hit the spot, and now she sees Lance a lot
Then she hooked up with Brad, who her friend Gala had
Lost her king and half of the the kingdom
And she lost her job
At the Hooters...Of The Round Table
Best spot since days of Cain and Abel
At the Hooters...Of The Round Table
Even the good king says he goes for the wings
To the Hooters....don't stare too long
He is a wild, Middle-Aged male, chugging from the Holy Grail
Hangs out at knight school, with jousting buddies
And while they love to drink and feast, first they have to kill a Beast
They slay the red dragon, fill up the gold flagon
Now tonight they're gonna party
Like six-ninety-nine
At the Hooters...Of The Round Table
The hottest spot north of the stables
At the Hooters...Of The Round Table
Free mead from heaven between four and seven
At the Hooters....they all got drunk
Her name's Guinevere, she worked at Hooters
She asked where they would like to sit, at a round table they fit
And when she finished, taking their order
King Arthur finished off his mug, said "Guinee I sure like your jugs
My 'sword' you will not mock...I pulled it from a rock"
She was down, and they started dating
So he came-a-lot
To the Hooters...Of The Round Table
They carry the joust match on cable
At the Hooters...Of The Round Table
Thought they were hardy but after the party
At the Hooters...they lost their lunch
His name's still Arthur, got bored of Guinee
Even with Camelot at stake, he boinked the Lady Of The Lake
When Guinee found out, she had her own fling
She found a guy who hit the spot, and now she sees Lance a lot
Then she hooked up with Brad, who her friend Gala had
Lost her king and half of the the kingdom
And she lost her job
At the Hooters...Of The Round Table
Best spot since days of Cain and Abel
At the Hooters...Of The Round Table
Even the good king says he goes for the wings
To the Hooters....don't stare too long
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Love how you tossed the Arthurian mythology out on its ear with this one. Good giggles throughout.
Sir, gawain to give you fives!
Jeff, all those bad puns were priceless! This is the first one today that actually had me LOLing.
(S)Word up!
wonderfully surreal imagery you cooked up
Sir Jeffry, this Lady dubs thee ~Duke of Hoot~ ! Thank you so much for this fine Lustie Parodie! PS: Oh My Lord, please tell the knightly Arthur that I forgive him . . .
A vote for hooters and a vote for this parody
"Paty like it's 699!" Very good line and very good parody.
The above comment should read "Party like it's 699!" Very good line and very good parody.
Hey there Jeremiah, nothing could be finer than your write, and you're so right!!
Ohhhhh, what you sing to me, it's Parody!! Ohhhhh . . . what it means to me, your Lustty Parody!
(SOTM) I really had no idea there were hooters at the round table... Brilliant and the puns... 5's
GENIUS 555 GENIUS 555 GENIUS 555 GENIUS 555 GENIUS 555 !
(SOTM) This is EXCELLENT! The line in the first verse made me laugh in its own right! (Loves the knight life) 555
Sounds like quite the hang out spot! Brilliant idea, and like usual brilliant puns, and like in the "Bad Habits" round you did another great play on words... I have speak more clearly if I don't want you to play around with the topic, but it's amazing what you can come up with so screw speaking clearly.
(SOTM/DEC2) As with Phil's parody, I've not seen Holy Grail and the Knight Life/Night Life themes--I mean it just doesn't fit the theme to me for the DEC contest. . .but for SOTM on the other hand this is a serious contender.
Thanks Dave, this one wasn't driven by Holy Grail, and I was trying to go for both Knight and Night Life...the Night life of a knight (knights drinking/partying at a bar at night), but yes, it's very clear what the driving force behind this was :) Thanks to Matthias, Jason, JD, Charnstar, CupCakes, JB, Ag, and K1 as well
(Dec 2.0) Ooh, we have another one competing for the 'night/knight' twist. And this one is the winner by a longsword! 555, Sir Jeff!
(decath) wow, 2 masterpieces in a row - this is one of my faves of yours already jeff - I liked "My 'sword' you will not mock...I pulled it from a rock" and of course the Reubenesquery of came-a-lot and Lance-a-lot - there should be more King Arthur parodies - 555
I think Dave was a bit hard on you. Yeah Hooters is open during the day, but c'mon who really goes to Hooters during the day?! Seriously?! He'll probably argue this in his own favor when he comes to vote for SOTM, but I feel putting this as my 5 Pointer Spot for Decathlon is going to be another Top Runner for SOTM.
(SOTM) Hoot, hoot, hoot...
(DEC 2.9) Great stuff....you travelled along the same parody road as Phil, but connecting night life to knight life was genius. Great punnery, and many LOL moments. 555+
How dare thee! Though this is definitely more k-night life than mine :-)
Decathlon...well, this is pretty much my favorite thing of all time, Jeff. Or all month. At least all day. Seriously...SO SO SO funny! I love it...in so many ways. Way too many great lines to pick a favorite...just know that's it's FAB-ulous!
555 just for making Manilow bearable
SOTM - Still great!
(SOTM-JAN) Came-a-lot and Lanced a lot put this over the top. HA too funny. Well done.
Size 555
Hooters wasn't around in the 7th century -- which makes this parody even funnier.
(SOTM) See above!
(SOTM) Quite funny. I liked it a lot : )
Getting a definite sense of deja vu, here... still a real, er, hoot :-)
(SOTM) See above. One of my faves of yours, Sir Jeffric. 8YE
sEE ABOVE!
(SOTM) I love the pulling the sword out of the rock reference, and the puns in this parody are absolutely fantastic. . .one of your best ever mixing in mideval terminology with modern day Hooters, and making the names work. . ."Came-a-lot" got me laughing out loud so much I won't even abbreviate it as I say it. . .I may not have seen it as night life, but it is or at least should be a front runner for SOTM
I loved this right from the start. Sure, we all say LOL, but this one really made me Laugh Out Loud...several times.699...came-a-lot to the Hooters...sees Lance a lot...Too Funny ! Super write...
Funny...the last comment here is mine...from more than a year ago.
Still love it, love it , love it !!!
Still love it, love it , love it !!!
Could have sworn I read and commented on this before. Chock full of puns as usual. Funny and well done.
(ABC05H)
Heh-Heh - They called it camelot and you sir made it Gamalot. Wonderful play on words and the puns were over the top. Excellent write.
Heh-Heh - They called it camelot and you sir made it Gamalot. Wonderful play on words and the puns were over the top. Excellent write.
Friggen fantastic as usual Mr. Reuben... Some great puns especially the "Came-A-Lot" one... Geeze... Get your mind out of the gutter.
(ABC5) See above (again)!
Talk about heavy pimping: SOTM, Decathlon and now ABC, that's three for this one. . .still enjoying it.
(ABC) a classic - Kristoffesque with it's one-liners and Reubenesque with it's puns - I add "Gala had" to the ones I previously listed - hard to beat for this comp, Jeff
(ABC) Royally done! A little rough on the pacing, and you could've covered the bridge the chorus sings (just before the third stanza). but who cares? AD 555!
(Artistry) See above (for apparently the third time)!
See above and LOL!
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