Song Parodies -> "I Fight the Orcs"

Original Song Title:

"I Write the Songs"

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"I Fight the Orcs"

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The Lyrics

This is my 51st parody and this time I am turning to a Lord of the Rings theme. This is dedicated to the Fellowship of the Ring; may their adventures never disappear from the shelves of libraries around the world!

Aragorn.
I am a king of Gondor;
My fathers fought some of the orcs.
I mash the orcs and the Uruk-Hai together;
I am legend and I fight the orcs.

Refrain.
I fight the orcs who want naught but the Ring;
I fight the orcs who will kill anything;
I fight the orcs who make the hobbits cry;
I fight the orcs, I fight the orcs.

Legolas.
My home's the land of Mirkwood;
I mourn for the elves who have left.
Now when I fight at Pelennor,
I'm whole again, even though I am bereft.

(Refrain)

Gimli.
Oh, the orcs are numerous,
But they will never mean sh** to us
'Cos I forged a battle axe so we can win.

Eowyn.
Evil filled some hearts,
But I chose not to take one part;
We hate orcs, Uruk-Hai,
Sauron and Saruman.
We are doing what we can.

(Refrain 2x)

All.
We are legend (legend) and we fight the orcs.

Note I broke up the bridge to give lines to Gimli and Eowyn. All Lord of the Rings characters were created by J.R.R. Tolkien.

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