Song Parodies -> "Another Stupid Chick Flick"

Original Song Title:

"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"

Original Performer:

"Another Stupid Chick Flick"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

dont judge a song by it's title..just because chick flick and hammer doesn't ryme, doesnt mean the song is bad...

I was quizzical
big game on the sports channel
late nights all alone with the remote,
oh, ohohoh
Wife sits next to me, flips the channels, now I see
chick flick is what's on
why do they make these dumb picture
sho-ohoh-ows
but as I'm holding up the remote
she takes it just in time

snore snore
another stupid chick flick
is on my TV set
snore snore
another stupid chick flick
and I'm stuck watching it

flipping through again
and the remote, I'm hiding
wife then gets annoyed
"we don't ever watch what i wanna see
e-e-e"
flip to fifty three, swipes the remote right from me
flips on sixty nine
showing up in time is damn "Sophie's choice"
ois-ois-ois
but when I think its over, rejoice
she then flips on Lifetime

snore snore
another stupid chick flick
is on my TV set
snore snore
another stupid chick flick
and I'm stuck watching it

Channel 31, they're showing a dirty one
thank God I'm alone
watching girl on girl on girl action, oh
ohohoh
Rose and Valerie, posing in reality
now that I am free(hate my wife's shows)
my wife does not agree, and she makes them go
no no no
but as these words were leaving her lips
remote I cannot find

snore snore
another stupid chick flick
is on my TV set
snore snore
another stupid chick flick
and I'm stuck watching it

stupid chick flick, damn!

MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Michael Pacholek - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Nice try, but it falls a little short of "Damn, Another Bastard Spammer." On the other hand, if the wife "flips on sixty-nine," that might not be a bad thing. Like I always say, A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Adam B. - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment

Great parody. I wish I could get Channel 31...oh well. . Just one thing: I know Sophie's Choice gets overly sentimental at times, but the Holocaust theme isn''t exactly chick flick material.

Billy Florio - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment

I dont think Michaels ever seen Sophies Choice....I know I never have lol

Michael Pacholek - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment

Never have, Billy, never will. Just because Meryl Streep is from New Jersey, doesn't mean I have to like her. (see also "Stewart, Martha," "Blake, Robert," "Bon Jovi, Jon" and "Whitman, Christine")

Billy Florio - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment

lol..no, I meant my brother ..lol

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