Song Parodies -> "Heaps Of Them"

Original Song Title:

"Two Of Us"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Heaps Of Them"

Parody Written by:

eel deal

The Lyrics

“They Pay The Injured” by
Rich Owners And Their Wallets
Phase 1000
Where all players get their full pay

Heaps of them getting injured
But still earning massive pay

Aaron Judge tore a ligament
But is still paid a mint
He’s injury-prone

They’re all IL-prone
They’re all IL-prone
They are prone

DeGrom got a 2nd
Tommy John surgery now
His pay didn’t fall

Trout is out again
With a broken hand
He’s surgery prone

They’re all IL-prone
They’re all IL-prone
They are prone

You and I have memories
Of days when players
Didn’t all end up on IL

Heaps of them getting injured
But still earning massive pay

Aaron Judge tore a ligament
But is still paid a mint
He’s injury-prone

They’re all IL-prone
They’re all IL-prone
They are prone

You and I have memories
Of days when players
Didn’t all end up on IL

DeGrom got a 2nd
Tommy John surgery now
His pay didn’t fall

Trout is out again
With a broken hand
He’s surgery prone

They’re all IL-prone
They’re all IL-prone
They are prone

They are prone
You best believe it
Bad sigh

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