-> "Gross"
Original Song Title:
"Theme from "Grease""
Parody Song Title:
"Gross"
The Lyrics
GROSS
We all have problems when we reach that stage
You know the one I mean, it’s when we reach old age.
We like to think that we can do things now
That we did long ago but we just cannot think how.
Gross comes to mind.
Remember when we used to stay out late
They were exciting times with each and every date.
But now it’s different as you all can see
There’s not much we can do except to watch the TV.
Gross comes to mind.
Gross comes to mind, but it’s really unkind
We all find it demeaning.
Gross implies dense, being coarse and quite senile;
Gross has a whole load of meanings.
We cannot help it when our hair turns grey
It’s just a fact of life, it happens every day.
And things get worse when you can’t hear so well,
You miss important things; you’re impressed I can tell.
Gross comes to mind.
Gross comes to mind, but it’s really unkind
We all find it demeaning
Gross implies dense, being coarse and quite senile;
Gross has a whole load of meanings.
People are now living longer;
Needing assistance, getting no stronger.
Where’s the help we need?
We cannot help it when our hair turns grey
It’s just a fact of life, it happens every day.
And things get worse when you can’t hear so well,
You miss important things, you’re impressed I can tell.
Gross comes to mind.
Gross comes to mind, but it’s really unkind
We all find it demeaning
Gross implies dense, being coarse and quite senile;
Gross has a whole load of meanings.
People are now living longer;
Needing assistance, getting no stronger.
Where’s the help we need?
Gross comes to mind
Comes to mind
Comes to mind
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