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Song Parodies -> "If I Cant Have Chew"
Original Song Title:
"If I Can't Have You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"If I Cant Have Chew"
Parody Written by:
Serah
The Lyrics
How I sigh
But still striving every lonely day
There's just got to be
Romance for me
My life cant end
And it just don't matter stop I sigh
My tears for love
Are just wasting time
I must act today
Would I know enough if on it chew
Or crazy I think I'd go through
If I cant have chew
I don't want no sugar honey
If I can't have chew, no o o o
If I cant have chew
I don't want no sugar honey
If I can't have chew, no o o
Can't say no
And it doesn't matter what I try
To make a taste so sweet to me
to chew my love
The screams that drugs are bad for you
I've heard long enough to spit on you
I'm crazy? Well what about you?
If I cant have chew
I don't want no sugar honey
If I can't have chew, go o o o
If I cant have chew
I don't want no sugar honey
If I can't have chew, go o o
But still striving every lonely day
There's just got to be
Romance for me
My life cant end
And it just don't matter stop I sigh
My tears for love
Are just wasting time
I must act today
Would I know enough if on it chew
Or crazy I think I'd go through
If I cant have chew
I don't want no sugar honey
If I can't have chew, no o o o
If I cant have chew
I don't want no sugar honey
If I can't have chew, no o o
Can't say no
And it doesn't matter what I try
To make a taste so sweet to me
to chew my love
The screams that drugs are bad for you
I've heard long enough to spit on you
I'm crazy? Well what about you?
If I cant have chew
I don't want no sugar honey
If I can't have chew, go o o o
If I cant have chew
I don't want no sugar honey
If I can't have chew, go o o
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Is this a song about longing for Chewbacka or chewing tobacco? Its hard to tell
is chewy seasoned with sugar?
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