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Song Parodies -> "Eat To Survive"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Eat To Survive"

Parody Written by:

Kristian

The Lyrics

Me Likes yup really like this one.this taste so nice. I reworked this bee gees classic for your listening pleasure
Well you can tell by the way I use my fork
Im hungry got no time to talk
Rice is nice and chicken warm
I been gainin weight since I was born
pies all right. corn OK.
Curry and fish they taste great.
We must try to find the best brand
Fast food chains effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you gotta eat to survive, eat to survive.
See the food a cookin' and everybody lookin',
gotta eat to survive, eat to survibe.
yum, yum yum yum, eat to survive, eat to survive.
yum, yum yum yum, eat to survive.

Well now, I got burgers and I got fries,
and if I can't get either, I guess I die.
Got the salt and pepper in my food.
I'm a pizza' man, I like noodles too.
tacos nice steak OK.
Pasta salad it taste great.
We must try to find the best brand
Fast food chains effect on man.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you gotta eat to survive, eat to survive.
See the food a cookin' and everybody lookin',
gotta eat to survive, eat to survibe.
yum, yum yum yum, eat to survive, eat to survive.
yum, yum yum yum, eat to survive.

foods gettin cold there, leftovers everywhere
and noboddy seem to care.
foods gettin cold there, leftovers everywhere
and noboddy seem to care.

Well you can tell by the way I use my fork
Im hungry gotta eat my pork
Nachos nice and baked beans warm
I been gainin weight since I was born
kebabs alright. grapes OK.
Ice cream and cookies they taste great.
We must try to find the best brand
Fast food chains effect on man

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you gotta eat to survive, eat to survive.
See the food a cookin' and everybody lookin',
gotta eat to survive, eat to survibe.
yum, yum yum yum, eat to survive, eat to survive.
yum, yum yum yum, eat to survive.

foods gettin cold there, leftovers everywhere
and noboddy seem to care.
foods gettin cold there, leftovers everywhere
and noboddy seem to care.

Like I always say this is only intended a joke. Now you have fun now see? and make sure that if you ever play this song to anyone you give full credit to author i.e. ME

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Johnny D - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Deeeeeelicious !
Adagio - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Yep - I would say that's a good meal plan.
neminem - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Watch the typos and such. They're throughout the song. Also, fork doesn't rhyme with talk. Tork? 4/4/4, graded down for several little things like that.

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