I know we have our differences, dear
And we frequently argue toe to toe
But before we reconcile or part our ways
I have a question that you might just know

So come over here in this garden, please
Your opinion I trust, and I'll hold your sleeve
And just tell me what you think

How deep is that well?
You really need to lean
Cause it's very difficult to tell
Look straight on down
Bend way in, it's hard to see
Oops, watch out, it's slippery

I think I know you
You have the keys to my car and house
It's a fight and I'll lose from legal power
It's a favor if you fall
And you may not think I'll rescue you
When you go down inside
And it may be true
But I'll save a lot of dough

How deep is that well?
You really need to lean
Cause it's very difficult to tell
Look straight on down
Bend way in, it's hard to see
Oops, watch out, it's slippery

(Oops, splash, glub, glub.)

Fade