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Song Parodies -> "More Than A Worm On Your Sleeve"

Original Song Title:

"More Than A Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"More Than A Worm On Your Sleeve"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

(Uhhhhhhgh)
Girl I've known you very well
I've seen you soaping everyday
I never really looked before
but now they take your health away.
Suddenly they're in your life
part of every inch of you
they got teeth working day and night
just trying to eat the mold on you.

Here in your arms I found rife parasites
their only chance to sap and nest
and if they chew you now I think you would die.

Oh say they fornicate new babies
they can multiply, they can take your liver
munch a finger, snack an eye.

More than a worm on
More than a worm on your sleeve.
More than a worm on
More than a worm on your sleeve.


(Uhhhhhhgh)
There are gnawers old and new
on people, chowin' shlubs like you and me
and I can see five welts
get Listerine; repeat and belch.
Inspecting how they feed on you
thinking about those creepers then
I know that in a sprouty ear
they'd crawl in tub with you again.

This is the only way that we should try
this is the only way they'll go
and if I hose you I know they would die.

Oh say they fornicate new babies
they can multiply, they can take your liver
munch a finger, snack an eye.

More than a worm on
More than a worm on your sleeve.
More than a worm on
More than a worm on your sleeve.

(Uhhhhhhgh)
More than a worm on(Ewwwww)
More than a worm on your sleeve.
More than a worm on(Uhhhhhhgh)
More than a worm on your sleeve.

More than a worm on(Ewwwww)
More than a worm on your sleeve.
More than a worm on(Uhhhhhhgh)
More than a worm on your sleeve.
©2006 M. O'Neill

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Johnny D - June 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, what's with the lack of votes & comments? zvoidx, I thought this was pretty clever!
zvoidx - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, Johnny D. I don't know - maybe people got the heebee BeeGees over the song...

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