Well you can tell by the way I use a pun
I’m rhymin’man, it’s time for fun
Iamright post-ed this song
It’s been kicked around since I logged on

And it’s all right, it’s okay.
You may not vote anyway
I just try to understand
How pukey songs get 5s, oh man!

(Chorus)
Whether you’re a poet
Or whether you don’t know it
You’re gettin’ all 5s, gettin’ all 5s
Amiright is breakin’, Feel the site is shakin’
And your’re gettin’ all 5s, gettin’ all 5s.

Fi Fi Fi Fi Gettin’ all 5s
Fi Fi Fi Fi Gettin’ all fiiiiiiiives!!!

(Sung in high frequency squeal that wakes your dog.)

Well now, my parodies sometimes get 5s
And if I get panned now, I never cry
Got some fans with votes to choose
They stack the fives, and I just can’t lose

And it’s all right, it’s okay.
Leave comments on another day
I just try to understand
How pukey songs get 5s, oh man!

(Chorus)

My song is nowhere
Somebody vote me, Somebody vote me, yeah

Logged on again yeah
Somebody vote me, Somebody vote me, yeah

I’m gettin all 5s!
(Sung in high frequency squeal that wakes the dead.)

Repeat Verse 1
(Chorus)

Parody’s nowhere
Somebody panned me, Oh please don’t pan me, yeah

Logged on again yeah
Somebody panned me, Oh please don’t pan me, yeah

I’m gettin all fiiiiives!!!!

THUMP THUMP THUMP…etc.

(Endless Disco Inferno Horn Ending with BeeGee squeals resembling chipmunks on helium.)