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Song Parodies -> "Battery"
Original Song Title:
"Tragedy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"Battery"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Here I lie
In a lost and lonely part of town
Felled by crime
In a world of tears I slowly drown
In the park
A mugger caught me in the dark
And dropped a thing right on my sack
On my sack
From a car
IT'S A CAR ------
BATTERY!
When the feeling's wrong
in your sack-filled thong
It's BATTERY!
When you're moaning cries
and you must sing high
It's hard to bear
With no tes-tos-ter-one
you're growin' no hair
BATTERY!
When you lose control
and you got no pole
It's BATTERY!
When you're moaning cries
and you must sing high
It's hard to bear
With no tes-tos-ter-one
you're growin' no hair
Night and day
There's a burning down inside their thongs
Burning nuts
Puts a churning whine inside their songs
Now you know
Why the Bee Gees all sing fal-set-to
They had a thing dropped
On their sacks
On their sacks
From a car
IT'S A CAR ------
BATTERY!
Now the feeling's wrong
in their sack-filled thongs
It's BATTERY!
Now they're moaning cries
and they must sing high
It's hard to bear
With no tes-tos-ter-one
they're growin' no hair
BATTERY!
When you lose control
and you got no pole
It's BATTERY!
When you're moaning cries
and you must sing high
It's hard to bear
With no tes-tos-ter-one
you're growin' no hair
In a lost and lonely part of town
Felled by crime
In a world of tears I slowly drown
In the park
A mugger caught me in the dark
And dropped a thing right on my sack
On my sack
From a car
IT'S A CAR ------
BATTERY!
When the feeling's wrong
in your sack-filled thong
It's BATTERY!
When you're moaning cries
and you must sing high
It's hard to bear
With no tes-tos-ter-one
you're growin' no hair
BATTERY!
When you lose control
and you got no pole
It's BATTERY!
When you're moaning cries
and you must sing high
It's hard to bear
With no tes-tos-ter-one
you're growin' no hair
Night and day
There's a burning down inside their thongs
Burning nuts
Puts a churning whine inside their songs
Now you know
Why the Bee Gees all sing fal-set-to
They had a thing dropped
On their sacks
On their sacks
From a car
IT'S A CAR ------
BATTERY!
Now the feeling's wrong
in their sack-filled thongs
It's BATTERY!
Now they're moaning cries
and they must sing high
It's hard to bear
With no tes-tos-ter-one
they're growin' no hair
BATTERY!
When you lose control
and you got no pole
It's BATTERY!
When you're moaning cries
and you must sing high
It's hard to bear
With no tes-tos-ter-one
you're growin' no hair
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