Song Parodies -> "I Need Some Ketchup"

Original Song Title:

"More Than a Woman"

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Original Performer:

"I Need Some Ketchup"

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The Lyrics

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

CUT! Scene 1, Take 2...and, action!

Space, the final frontier...

CUT! Scene 1, Take 3...and, action!

Long ago, in a faraway corner of a brave new frontier, amidst war and ruin, amidst the rise of Web 2.0 and user-created content, before times got way worse, one kid decided to forge a new legacy. A legacy marked by escape from reality, by introducing others to new ideas and concepts, and by occasional goof-ups. Though initially swift & tireless in making his mark on this obscure territory, he soon began to slow down his efforts for reasons unknown. For a time, it seemed that he would disappear forever, another forgotten name, another forgotten face, another forgotten piece of data in the circuit universe. Yet though his actions grew weak at times, his spirit remained strong. Even as others abandoned their posts and moved on to other pursuits, he held his ground, unaffected by anything going on around him.

Today, still grappling with various issues in the real world, he continues to entertain his audience & break from the drudgery of life's busy throng. His name is Dylan Baranski, and today is his 5-year anniversary of writing parodies for AmIRight.com!

OK, now that we got that out of the way, what could be a more fitting celebration of my 5 years at this wonderful website as a parody writer than writing a Bee Gees parody? After all, my first parody was of a Bee Gees tune, so why not? TRIVIA: I'd intended to write a Bee Gees parody every September 20, but that kinda fell through because of my on-again, off-again parody career. Hopefully, I'll stick with it this time! Anyways, enjoy the parody, and thanks for all your support! If you're a guy, you get a high five, and if you're a girl, you get a big hug!

Oh, burgers would not be complete
Without this awesome condiment,
I never really liked mustard,*
You might as well just eat cement!

It goes well with French fries, too,
Part of lots of things I eat,
I think about it day and night
Because this stuff is really neat!

Put it on food, it tastes like paradise,
It gives me so much happiness!
And if I ran all out, I think I would die!

Oh, say, can you see that I need it?
Pass it over here! Don’t you take forever,
We all need it, do you hear!?
Ahhhhhhh, haaaaaaaaaaa!

I need some ketchup,
I need some ketchup right now!
I need some ketchup,
(Ooh, ooh, baby)
I need some ketchup right now!

Ahhhhhhh, haaaa, haaaaaaaaaaaaa

There were times when it ran low,
But I can never, ever go without
It, or I’d kill myself!
I gotta have it on the shelf!

Essential for a barbecue,
A fast food joint or fancy place,
I know that in a thousand years,
It will be there through time and space!

This is a condiment that’s super fly,
This is the only way to go!
And if I ran all out, I know I would die!

Oh, say, can you see that I need it?
Pass it over here! Don’t you take forever,
We all need it, do you hear!?
Ahhhhhhh, haaaaaaaaaaa!

I need some ketchup,
I need some ketchup right now!
I need some ketchup,
(Ooh, baby!)
I need some ketchup right now!

Ahhhhhhh, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I need some ketchup,
(Ooooh, hoo, baby!)
I need some ketchup right now!
(Oh, I need it!)
I need some ketchup,
(Oooooooooow, baby!)
I need some ketchup right now!
I need some ketchup,
I need some ketchup right now!
I need some ketchup,
(Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, baby!)
I need some ketchup right now…

Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by death.

*-Except honey mustard, but that's a different story.

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