-> "You're the Taliban"
Original Song Title:
"Piano Man"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You're the Taliban"
Parody Written by:
Reality (ERR)
The Lyrics
I recall 9-11 like it's yesterday.
The image' so clear, Can't forget.
I cry when I think 'bout the tragedy.
Cause it really makes me upset.
He says, "Virgins await you in paradise."
It's roads are paved with gold.
To get there just follow
my instructions to a "T"
Now hurry and do as your told.
Sing your songs, you're the Taliban
Sing your songs tonight
Cause tomorrow will be called judgment day
So be ready to put up a fight.
Osama's on the run, he left his men.
And there's nothing left o' Taliban.
Now his men are dead and the rest have fled,
To the border of Pakistan.
He says "Paradise will have to wait for me."
As he runs as fast as he can
"It's a long long way to find shelter,
can anyone catch this man."
Now the B-52s are in the air.
And the Marines are on the ground
And Mulla Omar is running scared
And Osama is nowhere to be found.
Now Al Quida is running like hell.
Which I think is kind of wierd
Cause they know that Paradise is just a myth
And they know Osama shaved his beard.
Sing your songs, you're the Taliban
Sing your songs tonight
Cause tomorrow will be called judgment day
So be ready to put up a fight.
Johnny Walker has finally made it home
I guess we will have to wait and see.
If that spoiled brat gets what he deserves
But he'll always be a traitor to me.
We'll the "Jihad" has begun and who is next,
Is it going to be Iraq or Iran.
We've sent a lot of people to paradise.
And they called themselves the Taliban.
Sing your songs, you're the Taliban
Sing your songs tonight
Cause tomorrow will be called judgment day
So be ready to put up a fight.
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