-> "Solitaire"
Original Song Title:
"Honesty"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Solitaire"
The Lyrics
If you search for car races, they aren't hard to find.
You can find them on cable TV.
But if you look for king-spaces, you might just as well be blind.
They always seem to be a rarity!
Solitaire, it's such a lonely game. Red ace goes upon black two.
Solitaire, it's often such a shame. I'd like to play some gin with you.
I can always find some card to put down on red five.
Got a black four hiding up my sleeve.
But I don't see the red queen's face to put on black king guys.
This game is too annoying to believe!
Solitaire, it's such a lonely game. Red ace goes upon black two.
Solitaire, it's often such a shame. I'd like to play some gin with you.
I can find black seven! Put in on red eight!
I've got insecurity, get rest, it's getting late!
Anyone can comfort me with poker games again.
I know (I know), I know, whoa-whoa-whoa...
When I'm deep inside my room, don't get too concerned.
I won't ask for aces while I'm gone.
But when I've got just 51, tell me, where else can I turn?
Computer screen's got 52 upon!
Solitaire! It's such a lonely game! Red ace goes upon black two!
Solitaire! It's often such a shame! I'd like to play some gin with you!
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