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Song Parodies -> "I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You Just The Way You Are"
Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
don't go changing...your boobs still please me
you're telling me, you think they're poor
don't refashion...i like to feel ya
don't want to see you ripped and torn
there in your cleavage...i love to nuzzle
i think they've held up well so far
i dig your tan lines...i think your chest's fine
i love your breasts the way they are
you keep saying...its in fashion
to change the contours of one's pair
i think they're still fine...don't share your passion
for putting silicone in there
i've heard of several...complications
i've heard they make your boobs rock hard
i just want something...that i can gnaw on
i love your breasts the way they are
i love you so...though you are just a B
its more than mammaries with you
what a mistake if you become a D
i think they may be too damn huge
i said i love you...dressed in sweaters
and underneath...your "cross your heart"
forget the fake boobs...yours are better
i love your breasts the way they are
you're telling me, you think they're poor
don't refashion...i like to feel ya
don't want to see you ripped and torn
there in your cleavage...i love to nuzzle
i think they've held up well so far
i dig your tan lines...i think your chest's fine
i love your breasts the way they are
you keep saying...its in fashion
to change the contours of one's pair
i think they're still fine...don't share your passion
for putting silicone in there
i've heard of several...complications
i've heard they make your boobs rock hard
i just want something...that i can gnaw on
i love your breasts the way they are
i love you so...though you are just a B
its more than mammaries with you
what a mistake if you become a D
i think they may be too damn huge
i said i love you...dressed in sweaters
and underneath...your "cross your heart"
forget the fake boobs...yours are better
i love your breasts the way they are
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This one wins today's booby prize, but that's a good thing.
I don't really know what to say...I'm smiling, though!
Favorite line:
"i just want something...that i can gnaw on"
5s, Alvin...=)
Favorite line:
"i just want something...that i can gnaw on"
5s, Alvin...=)
Gnaw on some triple 5's. Great song, alvin
thanks guy, arwen and dee
Al, this is SO SWEET. I'm serious. Very very nice.
More than a mouthful is wasted. And you just said a mouthful.
To D, or not to D, thatīs the question for a woman these days... :-)
Whether 'tis boobular in the mind to suffer
The slings and wheelbarrows of outrageous brassieres,
Or to hold arms beneath a D of Doubles,
And to private hosing send men.
The slings and wheelbarrows of outrageous brassieres,
Or to hold arms beneath a D of Doubles,
And to private hosing send men.
The original song is just titled "Just The Way You Are." That's the full title. But the parody was really good; that's why I gave it 5/5/5.
Your girlfriend will love this one! In this day and age, when women (such as yours truly) who are "endowed" with less than a C (and referred to as "flat") feel pressured to "enhance" themselves, this is refreshing! I'd like to see any women with large hooters who, when they reach middle age, can pass the pencil test!
thanks all for taking a look.....
I know you just ripped this off of the BOB RIVERS parody! Word for word!
I don't really think Alvin Rhodes needs to plagiarize any song in order to be respectable here on amiright. Take a look at his portfolio of parodies and you cannot seriously believe that he would ever have to plagiarize any thing. I was also accused of plagiarizing Bob Rivers with my "Wreck The Malls" song last Christmas. I had never heard of Bob Rivers before this. And Matthias, I just read the lyrics to that Rivers song and it would be a real stretch to say it was word for word. Not even close. If any one wants to compare the lyrics of both parodies go to this URL and click on lyrics for that Bob Rivers' song.
http://www.bobrivers.com/show/vault/alpha.asp?Var=I
If you are going to accuse someone of plagairism, at least get your facts straight before you post a comment.
http://www.bobrivers.com/show/vault/alpha.asp?Var=I
If you are going to accuse someone of plagairism, at least get your facts straight before you post a comment.
i've heard of bob rivers....but i had no idea he even did this song
Good job Alvin. Like the gnaw on line best too!
Don't even sweat it, Alvin...the title is about the only thing the two songs have in common. And honestly...yours is WAY funnier...
Good job, Alvin.
Utterly uplifting.
Bob Rivers' version of this song (like a lot of his parodies) stops half way through... anyway, I hope you didn't feel a right tit writing this one (or maybe the other way round) :-)
My Ex-Wife had a boob Job after our divorce, and they looked really ridicoulous!!! So much so, that the dickhead she dumped me for, left her not long afterwards!!!!
I also think this is sweet. Call me crazy, but that is.
Tender and touchy-feely
If any one wants to read Bob rivers lyrics go to this URL and look for that song.
http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/tunes.asp?Var=I
gnaw on??? yikes!! 'nibble' would be less painful. Good one!
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