Come see the monkeys, here at the zoo
They got a nice present aimed right at you
Ugh, and sooner or later, be wearing that poo
Might as well start to run

They show you some antics, get you in line
They jump on a tire, swing from a vine
As soon as you're laughing, they reach down behind
It's always a "two", not "one"
For only the poop gets flung
Right at your head
Only the poop gets flung
Only the poop gets flung

You might have heard I run from that simian cage
I hate chimp city, they're in a rage
Just like when I sang upon a stage
Oh, raw vegetables by the ton

So come see hyenas, tigers or bears
Big alligators, not one of them cares
Go watch the primates, you better bewares
Of "gifts" from a monk co-lon
(Dodgin'), only the poop gets flung
Only the poop gets flung
Only the poop gets flung

You had a nice white dress, now there's potty as a decoration
You got a brand new scent
Mmmm, from that excrement
The attendants they didn't warn you 'bout no sanitiation
They're not like on T.V.
When you are looking at a chimpanzee
Oh, no no

They say there's a heaven for all things that live
Not to be bitter, but I can't forgive
I'll hope to stab all those Cheetahs, with a hell-made shiv
Experiment, anyone?
You know, only the poop gets flung
Oh, duck, baby, I smell ya
Only the poop gets flung
Only the poop gets flung

You say that mother hit you with a pie made from floor donations?
Ooh, Gorillas in the mist
And now I think I'm really getting pissed
Oh, woah woah

Look out, look out for monkeys, here at the zoo
They got a nice present aimed right at you
And sooner or later, be wearing that poo
Might as well start to run
Only the poop gets flung

I'm smelling you baby
Only the poop gets flung
Only the pooooooooooooop
Only the poop gets flung
Only the pooooooooooooop
Only the poop gets flung
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!