He can shove with a wave
Of his gnarled green hand.
He can live in the swamps on harsh Dagobah's land.
And though Lucas has turned him completely CG,
He's still a Jedi
And he's always a Muppet to me.

He can teach you the Force,
And with ESP read you.
He levitates X-wings,
And the future can see too.
In the years that he taught Jedi Academy,
His students all said
"Yes, he looks like a Muppet to me."

Oh, he can't speak for himself;
He needs help from Frank Oz,
Which is totally fine.
Oh, and so backward he talks,
A big smile he brings me
With his curious lines.

His skill with light sabers
Can be truly amazing.
When he fought with Count Dooku,
His speed was just blazing.
Still, he couldn't have done
Those stunts without CG,
So he's now digitized
But he always a Muppet will be.

Oh, he can't speak for himself;
He needs help from Frank Oz,
And that's totally fine.
Oh, when so backward he talks,
A big smile he brings me
With his curious lines.

He is really quite tough
For such a small creature.
He's in five of the six of
The Star Wars features.
And he wasn't created
As purely CG;
ILM had to do
An enhancement or two,
But he's always a Muppet to me.