Tony can't work in a grocery store,
waving his boogers he's crazy
Mama Leone fell and broke the front door
She said "Sonny just open I'm coming"
Ah but walking too fast can make you cough,
hack, hack, hack, hack, hack
You bought a nose by now
Who needs a quick check of undersack?
just hold them and cough, it's not funny

And it seems every day's the same
If that's what it's all about
doctor, if I'm standing up, it hurts.. full of gout
Mm I' m full of gout oo oo uh huh mm hm

drinking that beer has made my liver so bad
At night the dry heaves make it tender
I puked up several rigatonis ,
and my pickled pigs feet,
oh man, another alcohol bender
And i"m wearing my new jammies as my bones
cra cra cra cra crack
I oughta know by now
the ex ray confirms it's a broken back
is that why my anus is tender????

And it seems every day's the same
If that's what it's all about
doctor, if I'm standing up, it hurts.. full of gout
Mm I' m full of gout oo oo uh huh mm hm

You should never argue with a crazy mi mi mi mi mi mind
I ought-a know by now
You can't play no more golf, it's a waste of time
Is that elbow bone the one that is funny?
And if that's what I have in my mind
Then that's what i"m all about
Good luck standing up.. cause I'm full of gout
Mm I'm full of goutt Mm oo oo uh huh mm hm