Poor Michael Myers was sinful,
Couldn’t have been any dryer.
Wouldn’t say a word to anyone,
Even if his ass was on fire.

But then one day he fled from the institute,
Made a daring escape in his gown!
Oh, so now Michael’s loose,
Like a psychotic goose,
And he’s stalking all over town!

Swing us your knife, you’re the Boogeyman!
Swing us your knife, tonight!
Yes, we’re all in the mood for a slasher film,
And there’re babysitters to smite!

Now Laurie Strode is your average girl,
Who walks to school down the lane.
But to her great surprise,
It seems she’d find a guy,
Who’d be better off branded insane.

Michael was shot six times off the balcony.
That’s the last scene in Halloween’s end!
If you missed it, don’t worry, just press rewind,
To watch it again and again!

Now Jamie Lloyd is a timid girl,
Who never had known her real mom.
But then something went screwy,
And before you knew-y,
Was stabbing her dearly step-mom.

Now she’s screaming her ass off in hospital,
And she’s acting so innocent and mute.
Yes, I know she’s real cute and adorable,
But her bad acting just makes me puke!

Swing us your knife, you’re the Boogeyman!
Swing us your knife, tonight!
You’re so strong yet so dark yet so creepy now,
Boy, you’d give my Grandpa a fright!

It’s a pretty sad day at the institute,
Poor Laurie Strode has bitten the dust.
Now that his sister’s dead,
Michael comes home to bed,
To meet strangers much to his disgust.

Oh, the body count still keeps on growing now!
Oh, but Michael’s fame’s just dropping down!
Michael, don’t you go cry,
You can give your next try,
Again when the remake comes round!

Swing us your knife, you’re the Boogeyman!
Swing us your knife, tonight!
Yes, we all need a trick-or-treater now,
And we think that you’ll do all right!