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Don't go changing
the facts of cases
to fit conceptions of before.
Mm-hm-hm.
You don't imagine
evidence out there
or court won't see you anymore.

I would not say you
were in such trouble
if you had not gone way too far.
Mm-hm-hm.
Instead, you're whiner
in Carolina.
Mike Nifong, just take your disbar.

You were a hotshot
of prosecution
and went after those guys from Duke.
Mm-hm-hm.
You'll always owe them
some restitution
because your ethics make us puke.

You think you're clever.
I think you're evil.
We all should have been on our guard.
Mm-hm-hm.
Even the Tar Heels
stand with Blue Devils.
And Nifong just has been disbarred!

I need to know that justice is
fair to both victim and defense.
Ah, but what will it take 'til he's out of that biz?
Disbarment's what law recommends.

We socked it to you
and that's forever.
His reputation badly marred.
Mm-hm-hm.
We showed Nifong
we deserve better.
And now he just has been disbarred!
Right!

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He thinks he's clever.
We think he's evil.
I don't care if he takes it hard.

Even the Tar Heels
stand with Blue Devils.
And Nifong just has been disbarred!

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