-> "Paisano Man"
Original Song Title:
"Piano Man"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Paisano Man"
The Lyrics
The ninth street dock and you sat all day,
The regular stuff smuggled in.
There's "Icy Dan" hittin' stiffs for fees,
Whackin' guys is harmonic to him.
They say "son, best you lose it your memory",
It's just business so keep out your nose.
We like lads who are neat and know how be discreet,
Or wardrobe we'll add cement clothes.
Don't sing a song on Pisano Man,
Garrote, you're gone, it's tight.
You better take fall for his felony,
Your family still dealing 'em right.
Tu no vist-a na-da,
La Co-sa No-stra vi-da.
Don't sing a song on Pisano Man,
Garrote, you're gone, it's tight.
You better take fall for his felony,
Your family still dealing 'em right.
Now Joe at his bar he had done some time,
No get out of jail card free.
He hit this gamoke who then went up in smoke,
He saved face; a non ratter, he.
For that chill, he paid up his billin' fee,
He's got guile; he can rip off a face.
So they set him up a movie bar,
Now he lets wise guys use his place.
Ah, Tu no vist-a na-da,
La Co-sa No-stra vi-da.
Now Pauley he runs the metropolis,
He's good with a gun or a knife.
He stalks them so gravely, he likes toss granadies,
That's how he would end them their life.
Their greatness is how they play politics,
They're just businessmen bad to the bone.
Tony shares with his shrink all his Rome-ly-ness,
But he does most his thinkin' at home.
Don't sing a song on Pisano Man,
Garrote, you're gone, it's tight.
You better take fall for his felony,
Your family still dealing 'em right.
Then there's Carmine "2-Loud" ran a "laun-der-y",
Now he manages bars on Long Isle.
Cause the money's the scene that they're needin' to clean,
Can't forget that he's so versatile.
The Pisano he screams like a carnivore,
GIVE THAT MIKE A PHONE! yells in your ear.
You can manage a bar or shoot lead through a car,
They say man, "what you do ovah 'eah?"
Ah, Tu no vist-a na-da,
La Co-sa No-stra vi-da.
Don't sing a song on Pisano Man,
Garrote, you're gone, it's tight.
You better take fall for his felony,
Your family still dealing 'em right.
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