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Song Parodies -> "He's Always a Wookie"
Original Song Title:
"She's Always a Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"He's Always a Wookie"
Parody Written by:
Spock
The Lyrics
Dedicated to Chewbacca.
He's as tall as a tree
He's as big as a bear
He can walk on two legs
And he's covered in hair
He's like what a Yeti or Bigfoot might be
He looks like an ape
But he's always a Wookie to me
He's seen countless lands
With their beautiful scenery
He can operate space ships
And fix your machinery
But he only communicates primatively
Yeah, he talks like a dog
But he's always a Wookie to me
Oh, he takes care of himself
He can get what he wants
'Til his problems are solved
Oh, and he never gives out
And he never gives in
Unless food is involved
He can choke you to death
If you laugh at his name
He can rip out your arms
If he loses a game
If you cross him you'll bring out the worst he can be
Blame it all on yourself
'Cause he's always a Wookie to me
Oh, he takes care of himself
He can get what he wants
'Til his problems are solved
Oh, and he never gives out
And he never gives in
Unless food is involved
On the inside he's kind
Though at times he seems cruel
He can do as he pleases
He's nobody's fool
There are few as protective and loyal as he
And the most he will do
Is shoot blasters at you
But he's always a Wookie to me
He's as big as a bear
He can walk on two legs
And he's covered in hair
He's like what a Yeti or Bigfoot might be
He looks like an ape
But he's always a Wookie to me
He's seen countless lands
With their beautiful scenery
He can operate space ships
And fix your machinery
But he only communicates primatively
Yeah, he talks like a dog
But he's always a Wookie to me
Oh, he takes care of himself
He can get what he wants
'Til his problems are solved
Oh, and he never gives out
And he never gives in
Unless food is involved
He can choke you to death
If you laugh at his name
He can rip out your arms
If he loses a game
If you cross him you'll bring out the worst he can be
Blame it all on yourself
'Cause he's always a Wookie to me
Oh, he takes care of himself
He can get what he wants
'Til his problems are solved
Oh, and he never gives out
And he never gives in
Unless food is involved
On the inside he's kind
Though at times he seems cruel
He can do as he pleases
He's nobody's fool
There are few as protective and loyal as he
And the most he will do
Is shoot blasters at you
But he's always a Wookie to me
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Very funny and entertaining. I liked the line "He can rip out your arms, If he loses a game" A few too many lines the same as the OS the only hangup for me but sometimes it's hard to change them when they fit so well, very good overall.
Lucas at the Wook-us, kiddies! Cleverly done!
A splendid "Chew" of "bacca". I nominate you for "Wookie Of The Year" ;D
Thanks, everyone! I really appreciate it! =]
This is awesome, the pacing is perfect man.
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