-> "My Knife"
Original Song Title:
"My Life"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Knife"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
Got a call from an old friend, he sounded quite high, soused.
Said Obama don't uphold the American way.
Got no chance to get down and sneak into the White House.
But he's hosting town hall in New Hampshire today!
I don't need health care that's socialist, 'cause I'm all right.
All the guys at the psych ward said I could go home.
I don't care for you, Kenyan, and I'm bringing my knife.
Hey, let go of me, Secret Service, will you leave me alone?
Never said I would become a Lee Harvey Oswald.
(I never said I would be... )
Only listen to my boys at Fox tell lies so bald.
(I never said... )
He don't belong!
(Don't belong!)
His race is wrong!
(Race is wrong!)
I will speak my mind!
I don't... like... his... kind!
They will tell you that Hawaii's really his birthplace.
We all know that the Marxist was born somewhere else!
Ah, but sooner or later, he's going to know his place.
Either way, it's okay, except I'm in these cells!
I don't need health care that's socialist, 'cause I'm all right.
All the guys at the psych ward said I could go home.
I don't care for you, Kenyan, and I'm bringing my knife.
Hey, let go of me, Secret Service, will you leave me alone?
Never said I would have changed his living circumstance.
(I never said that I would... )
Only way you'll get my knife is from my cold dead hands.
(My cold dead hands!)
I'm not insane!
(Not insane!)
I just hate Hussein!
(Hate Hussein!)
He can give the facts!
But not... with... my... tax!
(instrumental break)
I don't care for you, Kenyan, and I'm bringing my knife.
Hey, let go of me, Secret Service, will you leave me alone?
(Give me back my gun and my knife!)
(Give me back my gun and my knife!)
(Give me back my gun and my knife!)
(Give me back my gun and my knife!)
(repeat 'til fade)
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