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Song Parodies -> "It's Time To Fight"

Original Song Title:

"You May Be Right"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"It's Time To Fight"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

A rally song for our former allies (yes, we did back them against the Russians in the 80's)...
9-1-1 the crash it started
New York City's broken hearted
Number three in Washington DC
If Osama is the one
There must be a smoking gun
But I just don't think you'll pin it all on me

I've been living in Kabul alone
No internet, no fax, no phone
Even though my critics say that I'm insane
But the crash it made you see
That the man you want is me
And you're thinking twice each time you board a plane

It's time to fight
No time for maybe
And I just don't think a fight like this you've seen before
Hijack a flight
Allah will save me
Osama says you all must go
Now It's time to fight

The men can't shave their facial hair
The women know they must beware
Their faces must be covered all the while
'Cause the Taliban's at hand
And it says in the Koran
That you might just get beheaded if you smile

We've got alot of men who'd love to
Give their lives and kill all of you
We might be as crazy as you say
If we're crazy then it's true
That it's all because of you
And this Jihad's gonna blow you all away

It's time to fight
No time for maybe
And I just don't think a fight like this you've seen before
Hijack a flight
Allah will save me
Osama says you all must go
Now it's time to fight
b Osama says that it's time to fight
Osama says that it's time to fight

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Old Man Ribber - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
5-5-5...need I say more?

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