It's 12 o'clock on a workday
The sleepiest nerd shuffles in
There's a salesman sitting next to me
With an Apple shirt and grin

He says, Sir, can you sell me an iPad please
I'm not really sure what it does
But it's small and it's sleek and I know it can sync
With the iPhone and iPod i own

dumb dumb dumb, di da da
dumb dumb, di da da da dumb

Chorus:
Sell us some crap, you're the Apple man
Sell us some crap tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for stuff we dont need
And you've got a shipment in right?

Steve Jobs for sure is friend of mine
He gets me my Macs for free
And he's quick with an app or an iTunes gift pack
But there's something that he'd rather see
He says, "Bill, I believe Droids killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could work for Microsoft
If I could get bars in that place"

Oh, la la la, di dumb dumb
La la, di da da da DUMB

Now Paul has an original nano
He never had time for upgrades
And he's talkin' with Pat, who bought an iPad
And crashed it the very first day

And the guinness is uploading all his pics
And the average mans surely confused
Yes, they're buying an iPad for vanity
But it's better than buyin' a Zune

Chorus
Sell us some crap you're the Apple man
Accessories all overpriced
Well we're all in the mood for stuff we dont need
And you've got a shipment in right?

It's a pretty good time for inventory
And the manager gives me a glare
'Cause he knows that it's me whose out sellin PCs
Even when Windows 7 came out
And the iPod, it sells like a fantasy
And the iPhones the best phone around
And they sit with their apps and and give their screens a tap
And say, "Mac,this is truely profound"

Oh, la la la, dumb dumb da
La la, di da da da DUMB

Chorus:
Sell us some crap, you're the Apple man
Sell us some crap tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for stuff we dont need
And it comes with a warranty right?