-> "He's Always a Mummy"
Original Song Title:
"She's Always a Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"He's Always a Mummy"
The Lyrics
They are found in the Nile
They are from ancient times
They predate Christian faith, have old removed minds
They primarily hallow but I hear a heart beat
May groan for a while
But they'll always be mummies to me
Through their bodies spice shoved
but they'll haunt you and chase you
They aren't normal ghosts BOO
They will not understand you
Yes the pharaohs love cats purs, it may bring them peace
Taped from head to feet
But they're walking dead mummies you'll see
Oh--They want you for themselves
Your tight skin's what they want
Their's has decayed in time
Oh--and the smell 's seeping out
but just hold your breath in
Or they'll kill your behind
Just like zombies in hordes
but they aren't simply feeding
They don't view you as food
Its your brain they are needing
But they'll take what is best
from each human they seek
They will ruin your health
cause these mummies want so bad to see
(Mummy groaning harmoniously)
Oh--You'd best not let them out
Let them stay in the ground
Or you'll die in due time
Oh--make sure you do not shout
In fact don't make a sound
Be silent like a mime
See it does not have eyes
And it falls like a fool
It has no nose for sneezes
They've taped up its tool
But don't think it is harmless
Don't dare try and tease
Cause he may be a goon
but he may kill you soon
cause he's always a mummy you'll see
(Mummy groaning harmoniously yet again--until it chows down on some dude)
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