Grow a Muzzy in Movember


Selleck had a lip tickler
When acting as Magnum P.I.
Albert Einstein sported some bristles
While looking at stars in the sky

Ned Flanders has upper lip plumage
And that wrestler, oh what’s his name ? {off camera – Hulk Hogan!}
Right. Lanny McDonald had a big one
When he played as a Calgary Flame.

CHORUS:
Grow a muzzy in Movember
GIve Prostate Canada cash
Changing the face of men’s health
It starts with a little mustache

Snidely Whiplash had a handlebar
And a dastardly black hat
Some dictators also had staches
But let’s not sing about that.

The prostate’s the size of a walnut
Embedded in a tangled-up mess
It’s sort of hard to locate
Unless you’ve got a good GPS

Grow a muzzy in Movember
Give Prostate Canada cash
Changing the face of men’s health
It starts with a little mustache

The prostate secretes a white fluid
Mixes with sperm like a gravy
Comprising 30 % of the semen
The rest comes from the Canadian Navy.

Grow a muzzy in Movember
Give Prostate Canada cash
Changing the face of men’s health
It starts with a little mustache

The prostate guides the urine
In the right direction
It has other important functions
So go for early detection .

Yes, once you are over forty
And I’m not trying to be crass
You better have a good doctor
Put his finger right up your - bum

Final Chorus : Grow a muzzy in Movember
Give Prostate Canada cash
Changing the face of men’s health
It starts with a little mustache