It’s nine AM on a Wednesday
As the cabinet slowly shuffles in.
Hillary’s right here sitting next to me,
Thinking “How in the hell did he win?”

She says, “Barack, can you tell me a secret?
It’s just killing me; I really must know.
Rahm told me once;
Man, that guy was a dunce;
Where you born in the Belgian Congo?

[Refrain]
Sing us a song, you’re Obama-man,
Sing us a song tonight;
Well we’re all in the mood for prosperity,
But you’ve got us feeling uptight.

There’s Biden, Holder and Geithner.
My pal Tim, he wrecked the currency.
Yea Eric’s a bigot
And Joe is an idiot;
I’m thinking Larry, Moe and Curly.

And way down the table sits Gates,
My one token from the GOP.
But I think that it’s time to get rid of him,
Since I plan to deep six the Navy.

Now I’m really proud of Obamacare
And Dodd-Franks was very good news.
They’re exploding the debt
Unsustainable, and yet…
I‘ll just put all the blame on the Jews.

Well I managed to kill Bin Laden,
But they blame me for America’s decline;
Can’t they see, making the US like France
Is an amazing idea of mine?

Sing us a song, you’re Obama-man,
Sing us a song tonight;
Well we’re all in the mood for prosperity,
But you’ve got us feeling uptight.

Half the nation thinks I’m a socialist,
And the others that I practice Islam.
But they’d really raise a stink
If they knew that I think
That America’s eternally damned.

‘Cause Washington was a dirty slave-owner
And Hamilton was probably a queer.
Jefferson raped Sally
In a dark Monticello alley;
Man, what am I doing here!

Sing us a song, you’re Obama-man,
Sing us a song tonight;
Well we’re all in the mood for prosperity,
But you’ve got us feeling uptight.