Beautifully crafted! That ending though... Ouch! At least the guy is a good sport about it the divorce proceedings should be a laugh riot.

A joke or two per each line is a Kristof specialty. This is a marriage in trouble! 555

A litany of frivolity.

Nice and understated, the mirth just kept adding, little by little, until the killer blow at the end. Thoroughly enjoyable, unless one is married to Kristof!

I very nearly did "Uptight Girl", about a woman who doesn't appreciate her guy's "hilarious" sense of humor...in fact, I'm just gonna shamelessly paste my planned intro comments here since I'm loving the coincidence:

I do not understand these YouTube Prank War couples - Here's how that sort of thing would go at my house:

Me: Dump wheelbarrow full of chocolate pudding or something on her while sleeping, upload video of myself cackling like a giant douchebag who thinks he's a brilliant comic genius.

Her: Hire lawyer whose fees would make Johnny Cochrane blush in his grave, upload video of me trying on fashionable new spring line of Hefty bags

Anyway, agree with everyone else: great stuff, it just got better and better. And I assume the sex doll was female.

Hahaha, laughed all the way through. Classic Kristof, and gags aplenty. From the first couplet I knew I was in for a good time, but they just kept coming. I'll sum up my fave bits with a word each: arrested, high shelf, readin/Sweden (LOL), surf/Smurf (anything ending in smurf is automatically funny), panties, and the payback switcheroo. A keeper. Hope the Hawks don't perform as well as you do next Sunday. 555

To the best of my knowledge there are no sex dolls manufactured in Sweden - and our feminist government's internet and thought police is due to outlaw cisgender sex, toys, comments, marriages and the word itself any day now anyways.

Wonderful stuff... This is autobiographical, right?

Kristof - After all these years you are like a vintage wine. You age well & just keep on getting better. I have always admired your skill, expert word smithing and extreme (meant in a good way) sense of humour. (Sic). I really meant humor but this is so good I used the Brit spelling for you to show my appreciation.

Can't say what my fave part is in this one, like the TV series "Better Call Saul" starring Bob Odenkirk and Jonathan Banks; Jimmy McGill's AKA Saul Goodman comes to mind about faves. Its just that Saul Good Man. Another AKA of Jimmy McGill was "Slippin' Jimmy"

I still remember a parody that I wrote called Poison IV (OS Poison Ivy by The Coasters). It dealt with lethal injection and you admonished me for writing it. Never thought about England's history and the Tower of London and the current British view on capital punishment.

I took it in stride. You taught me something and I thank you for that. But on the other hand Alvin "Bates the Morbid" Rhodes howled about it.

It's merely a cultural difference of sorts.

I've gotten the itch to write again so you may see me here. I need 48 more parodies to hit the 1K mark on my numbers. Already have a funny one in mind. Hope we can be friends when I start to publish again. Might take me a bit to get back up to snuff since it has been a good six years since my last parody posted.

Again, about this parody it's all good man. Keep up the great work Kristof. This is a 5 pranker if there ever was one.

Many funny lines & good pacing.The romantic dinner line made me laugh. Asked the missus where she wanted to go for her last birthday feast & she chose KFC. Gotta go with what you fancy on the day. Party lines reminded me of Fools & Horses Batman & Robin.

Have yet to see one of parodies that didn't have: Perfect pacing LOL lines one after another Perfect ending Just another typical MASTERPIECE!!!