It's five o'clock on a Saturday
The rent a cop guards shuffle in
There's an old perv sprawling lifelessly
But Epstein did not kill himself
He said "Son, you will spin out a fantasy"
Im not really sure how it goes
Make it false and so vile like my home Pedo Isle
And Epstein did not kill himself

Oh lie the lie how he died
Lie, lie how he died ...

Spin us a yarn you're the Media Man
Make up some crap tonight
Cause we're all in the mood for some comedy
And Epstein did not kill himself

Now Jeff on the floor was a friend of mine
I flew on his plane for free
And he's quick to get choked
Garrotte tight on his throat
But there's some fate that he'd rather see
He said, "Bill, I believe this guy's killing me"
As the smile ran away from his face
And I'm sure I could be a witness star
But I dont think I'll survive this place

Oh lie the lie how he died
Lie, lie how he died ....

Now Paul is a CNN fabulist
Who never attracted s wife
And he's talking to Davy, drummed out of the Navy
OBTW, Epstein did not kill himself
And the night guards are practicing negligence
As the killing man breaks a small bone
Well, they're sharing a stink they call malfeasance
And Epstein did not die alone

Spin us a yarn, you're the Media Man
Make up some s&*t tonight
Cause we're all in the mood for beclownery
And Epstein did not kill himself

It's a pretty good bribe for a Saturday
And the bag man, he gives me a smile
Cause he knows that it's me who'll nap thru this spree
And Epstein did not kill himself
And the media barks at a carnival
And the pedophiles no longer fear
And we look at his cell and we know that it smells
And say, "Man, he was murdered, it's clear."

Spin us a yarn, you're the Media Man
Epstein did not kill himself
Cause we all want to see more beclownery
And Epstein did not kill himself