It eleven o'clock on a Tuesday
Switch to Cartoon Network
Futurama comes on right away
Followed up by another great work

He says "Seems today that all you see"
That's how the line of the theme goes
But it's sad that this show
Just had to go
But now its on this network here

Make us all laugh, you're the Family Guy
Make us all laugh tonight
Well those bastards at FOX up and cancelled you
But your on Cartoon Network tonight

Now Seth MacFarlane created the show
He does many voices too
And his show's rife with jokes, references, thrusts, and pokes
To the culture around me and you

He says, "Peter is incredibly stupid"
As a smile comes across his face
"Well, I wish that we could make more episodes
If we could get finance today"

Now Peter is the main character
And Lois Griffin is his wife
He's the father of Stewie , who's so very screwy
And trying to take his mom's life

And his daughter is a real big drama queen
And his son is as stupid as him
Yes they're quite a dysfunctional family
And they're crazier than the Clintons

Make us all laugh, you're the Family Guy
Make us all laugh tonight
Well those bastards at FOX up and cancelled you
But your on Cartoon Network tonight

It's a pretty good day down at Best Buy
The shows been released on DVD
And personally I cannot wait to see
Peter Griffin's family again

And the network may regret the canceling
Cause the DVD's selling so fast
And I sit on my ass and I begin to laugh
At the shows wacky antics again

Make us all laugh, you're the Family Guy
Make us all laugh tonight
Well those bastards at FOX up and cancelled you
But your on Cartoon Network tonight