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Song Parodies -> "I'll Always Eat Wendy's"
Original Song Title:
"She's Always a Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Always Eat Wendy's"
Parody Written by:
wdh
The Lyrics
I'M FINALLY DONE WITH MY FAST FOOD RELATED PARODIES OF ALL BILLY JOEL'S FIRST GREATIST HITS ALBUM! This was a very fun song to parody, and I really like it so it's a good one to go out on. Thanks to all who voted on my Billy Joel songs!
Their food can stop your heart
You can choke on a fry
Chances are, if you're old and you eat there, you'll die
Half of the meat is fake anyway
Their food is all fried,
But I'll always eat Wendy's all day
You can go there for lunch
And they will gladly feed you
They will charge you a ton
For their tiny finger food
Their food tastes terrible, but a fortune you'll pay.
So you'll get ripped off,
But I'll always eat Wendy's all day
Oh- you could clog up your veins
If you eat there too much
As in all of the time
Oh- then your heart will give out
Your life will be cut thin
What a terrible crime
With lettuce so old, it's
From the Garden of Eden
Chicken was fed steroids so it seems
Like more eatin'
Their burgers are good for
You as long as you pray
They bribe health inspectors
But I'll always eat Wendy's all day
Oh- you could clog up your veins
If you eat there too much
As in all of the time
Oh- then your heart will give out
Your life will be cut thin
What a terrible crime
Their drinks are off-brand,
What the heck is "Iced Pea?"
Inside their fish was Play-Doh,
Is this from the sea?!?!?!?
And I just don't get why their
Salad contains hay
They must raise horses, too
That is why I smell poo!
But I'll always eat Wendy's all day
You can choke on a fry
Chances are, if you're old and you eat there, you'll die
Half of the meat is fake anyway
Their food is all fried,
But I'll always eat Wendy's all day
You can go there for lunch
And they will gladly feed you
They will charge you a ton
For their tiny finger food
Their food tastes terrible, but a fortune you'll pay.
So you'll get ripped off,
But I'll always eat Wendy's all day
Oh- you could clog up your veins
If you eat there too much
As in all of the time
Oh- then your heart will give out
Your life will be cut thin
What a terrible crime
With lettuce so old, it's
From the Garden of Eden
Chicken was fed steroids so it seems
Like more eatin'
Their burgers are good for
You as long as you pray
They bribe health inspectors
But I'll always eat Wendy's all day
Oh- you could clog up your veins
If you eat there too much
As in all of the time
Oh- then your heart will give out
Your life will be cut thin
What a terrible crime
Their drinks are off-brand,
What the heck is "Iced Pea?"
Inside their fish was Play-Doh,
Is this from the sea?!?!?!?
And I just don't get why their
Salad contains hay
They must raise horses, too
That is why I smell poo!
But I'll always eat Wendy's all day
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:D I don't think I'll eat there anymore. Good job!
I'll take what I read here, I know that it's free, but the most I will do is throw all threes at you, 'cause it wasn't a good parody.
Awww.... their chili's pretty good, and they even started putting more than four beans in it.... This food inspector gives you a B+ :-)
Slanderous but funny. "Iced Pea" made me laugh
Nothin special, I gave it 3's
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